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BHUDDA’S BOUNCIN BIRTH
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"Bouncin Baby Boy

1st verse
Years ago I was a second old, The doctor grabbed me his hand was cold
The nurses screamed in ecstasy, As though there was something strange wit me
I had 2 bug eyes and a naked butt Snatched the forceps like I was King Tut
Started banging on the tray like Mardi Gras, Turned and saw my momma wearin no bra
The doctor spanked me and I asked why, I was chillin out and you made me cry
I had to Bhudda to make you breath, I bit his big thumb, but I had no teeth.

NURSE: RETAIN THIS CHILD AT ONCE. WE GOT A TROUBLEMAKER ON OUR HANDS.

chorus
It was a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy
A bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy

NURSE: OH REALLY! HE IS PRECIOUS. SO NEW TO THE WORLD. HE JUST NEEDS LOVE.

2nd verse
They shoved me into a blanket bundled, The drunk doctor like a football fumbled
Me into the air for a 30 yard pass, Goodness gracious I'll need a bypass
Twisting and Twirling, Flipping and Flopping, Gravity kicked in I was quickly dropping
Like the clothes when they were copulating, That’s all part of populating
But back to the story and fun I had, My flight with the stork hit the landing pad
Nurse powdered my butt, it felt so nice. A thing up my "WHOA!!!" WHAT'S THAT DEVICE?
There's a big secret about my birth, I got no length, but check out the girth
Don't be shocked, I started early, The first words spoken were "Come here girly"

NURSE: OH MY!!! HE SURE IS A PRECOCIOUS LITTLE SQUIRT.

chorus
It was a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy
A bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy

NURSE: I’M TAKING THIS MISCHIEVIOUS RASCAL TO THE NURSERY.

3rd verse
The day of my birth was going so sweet, On an adventure for who I might meet
The magic of birth is a sonic boom, The maternity ward was quite the room
Twenty-six girls and five little boys, Stood up in my crib and said make some noise
I'm styling, I'm smiling, I'm living with a twist, This is the party ya'll wish you never missed
I took a crew of six or was it five, That's when the fifth floor was gettin live!
We commandeered a gurney and raced the halls, I think the driver of it was Biggie Smalls
Went crankin round the corner with ten baby feet, A couple blocks down we hit Sesame Street
We saw Ernie & Burt, Oscar The Grouch, My boy Big Bird's big yellow pouch
Happy and Excited "For Sunny Days"
The Count keeps countin the clouds away
So, back to my momma to get some change, It's a lotta drama to rearrange
A diaper that's depleted from a tush that's red, I'm tired from today, I'm psyched for bed
To dream about a future yet to be peeped, Heaped with love, Steeped in joy
Time to go to sleeeep... I'm a Bouncin Baby Boy

chorus
It was a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy
A bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy

Bhudda
Bounce
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